Friday, June 26, 2009

Farewell Sergei

News that Sergei Fedorov is leaving DC for the KHL has me bummed and so I offer this tribute, to both #91 and the dearly departed Michael Jackson. (Yeah, I was bored on the train today, can you tell?)

To the tune of "I Want You Back": 
When we had you to ourselves, we just dicked around,
We thought you had made enough to stay just for the crowd, 
But Russia took you from our bunch, three mill was all it took,
Now it's much too late for us to take a second look 

Oh Sergei give us on more chance (to show that we love you)
Won't you please come please, back to the Caps?
Oh Feds we were blind to let you go, and now since we see you in their colors (we want you back)

Russia House without you will be just a stupid club, 
And before you go please show Schultz how to play D right, 
Every rink you skate on we'll freeze tear stains on the ice, 
Crying for the champ we couldn't keep around....

Oh Sergei all we need is one more season, (to show you that we love you)
Won't you please come please, back to the Caps?
Oh Feds were blind to let you go....

Feel free to judge, but don't tell me you don't like a tiny bit.....

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